Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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