Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
she peed on how many people?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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