i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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