Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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