so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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