I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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