I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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