You smell like a Billy Joel song
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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