direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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