Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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