I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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