break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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