No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's blow job season.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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