Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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