I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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