well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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