whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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