i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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