She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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