I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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