how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
