I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm like, not good at living.
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