Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Dick very happy bro
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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