I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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