We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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