Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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