Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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