My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
