She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She's JV to your varsity
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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