The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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