okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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