ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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