I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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