I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
is it fun? or sober?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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