I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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