I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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