dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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