carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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