i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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