Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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