real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
