you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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