They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I stole a fireplace last night.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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