I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is wine microwaveable?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
