she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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