My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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