told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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