Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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