just come out here and I will go home with you...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Randomize
