Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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